Week 55: We Are Back and We Are Fat

Every now and then life swallows you whole. The end of 2012 and even the beginning of 2013 sure did. While we didn’t stop eating, we stopped writing… and we’re sorry. Lately I just feel so overwhelmed… like that stay at home mom that everyone... [+]

The Southern Buffet of the Arroyo Wedding

2PM and I’m hiding in the women’s locker room of the Country Club of the South. We’re supposed to be “prepping” for a 5PM wedding which I’m a bridesmaid for, but in actuality I’m already ready for this worthy task and am simply avoiding the... [+]

Sorry Mom, You Suck at Cooking

Sorry Mom, You Suck at Cooking

Once in a blue moon we’ll exit a brunch establishment wishing we had never gone. Although it’s always somewhat rewarding to paint the perfect picture surrounding a restaurant’s menu and atmosphere, sometimes you just have to be brutally honest.   Let’s face it, we aren’t... [+]

Brocato’s and Join Chickens, Like Your Aunt Nina Probably Had

Joint Checking – A surrender of sorts. But there comes a time in every newly married woman’s life where she has to decide “Am I going to share all of my hard earned income with my husband?” Why yes, why the hell not? It’s not... [+]

Get your Happy Ending at The Wharf

We have guests in town for the weekend.  They visit us for just about every booze fueled holiday and celebration that the city of Tampa hosts and Eric, being half Chinese has partied hard enough to expose his Asian flush for each and every one... [+]